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Click here for the latest Compatibility List FUNNY VOICE CARDS Code Style Short Description Preview 0948 Male Insult Pathetic specimen of humanity... 0998 Female Insult Hello!!....Freakshow... 1017 Male Gotcha You kicked my doggie!... 1018 Male Gotcha Is this the paper thief?... 1019 Male Gotcha A penis tattoo... 1020 Male Gotcha Swedish male stripper... 1040 Male Gotcha You match the description of a flasher... 1042 Male Gotcha I'm stuck in a playhouse!... 1044 Male Gotcha Music too loud... 1050 Male Gotcha You've done a runner from a service station... 1056 Male Gotcha You got my daughter pregnant!... 1064 Male Gotcha Bring back the hotel towels!... 1067 Male Gotcha The taxman rings you!... 1073 Male Gotcha You returned a "personal" video... 1078 Male Gotcha Free sample butt plugs... 1081 Male Gotcha You've been downloading porn... 1103 Female Gotcha Amazing attraction to you... 1107 Female Gotcha Hey you Shmuck, where the hell are ya?... 1109 Female Gotcha Family Planning Clinic with Herpes test... 1110 Female Gotcha Swedish massage... 1112 Female Gotcha Iona Sextoy calling with your slave name... 1114 Female Gotcha Thanks sooooo much for last night... 1323 SFX Sexy Phwor...Ill have some of that... 1334 SFX Burp Eaten too much sir?... 1349 SFX Fart Say it with a fart... 1359 SFX Vomit Had a few last night did we?... 0326 Pierre Birthday Monumental wishes... 0426 Spy Birthday Over to celebrate... 0446 Spy Hi Message from secret pen phone... 0507 Babe Birthday Naughty roving hands... 0522 Babe Hi I know what you're thinking... 0523 Babe Hi Dripping wet and naked... 0526 Babe Hi Touching your base... 0578 Clubber Birthday Havin' it massive... 0659 The King Birthday Golden tonsils, fried peanut & jelly sandwiches... 0825 Mega Babe Hi oooooh I was just thinking of you... 0376 Pierre Flirting Do you have any French in you?... 0379 Pierre Flirting The specials today are... 0383 Pierre I love you Love... and football... 0390 Pierre Love Coupons Love slave...dishes not included... 0476 Spy I love you Overpowered by the forces of love... 0479 Spy I love you Miss Moneypenny thinks it's love... 0481 Spy Love Coupons Official MI5 undercover techniques... 0486 Spy Miss You Missions are no fun... 0547 Babe I love you Read my lips... 0562 Babe Thinking of you Little itch that's needs to be scratched... 0628 Clubber I love you Love ya and ya socks!... 0629 Clubber I love you More than a stiff vodka... 0709 The King Flirting Almost lookin' as good as The King... 0789 Teen Queen Flirting Suck face... 0794 Teen Queen I love you Totally major crush... 0799 Teen Queen Love Coupons Narley backrub... 1185 Love Thought The greatest happiness in life... 1190 Love Thought To love and to be loved... 1194 Love Thought What takes place in our hearts... 1200 Love Thought A part of you has grown in me... 1205 Love Thought Love keeps no record... 1206 Love Thought Love puts the fun in together...